You know the place you live is dry when...
I was thinking about this just now because I saw some raisins I bought that dried out too much before I could eat them. Enjoy and please add any items you can think of that I missed.
- The bread you bought yesterday is fit only for croutons by today.
- Opening the seal of the bag of raisins allows them to dry out (I mean raisins are dried fruit!)
- The water used to wash your car in the mornings dries in the 10 minutes between the time the guard finishes and you come out to get in.
- Instead of dry patches of skin in the winter, you have only a few moist patches all year round.
- Water evaporates as quickly as it hits the ground.
- Hello alligator is a greeting friends and family use when they see you coming.
Feel free to add to my list...
Happy scaliness!
posted by MommaBean @ 12:31 AM
3 Comments
3 Comments:
Your flavorings (including the coveted, taco shell making LIME)have evaporated and you fire the househelper assuming she stole it. (true story, not me)
Kinz, hahaha. I like that one. But I am glad it wasn't you :).
i had good hair days in the summer in amman..but it is not as dry as the prairies...because i used to be able to wear contacts in amman with no problems..but i had a hard time with them in sk and AB...but i have to say it is pretty humid in winter in amman...my hair will vow to that...:)
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